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RatherDashing

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PostSubject: You might be a text adventurer iF...   Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 pm

iF...
--You constantly speak what you are doing (CLIMB STAIRS, GET TOY, HUG BIRD)
--You see your world in terms of directions (WEST, EAST, UP)
--You try to GET everything you see.
--When you see someone on the street, you say TALK STRANGER. When they look at you strangely, you try KILL STRANGER
--As soon as you enter a room you look for obvious exits
--You comprehend only vowels and the occasionally direct object.
--When you get frustrated with a problem, you try everything (KILL, KICK, KISS, ESCAPE, DIE, I HATE YOU PARSER)
--When people tell you they don't understand you hit them and say it again, slightly reworded
--You can never get ye flask.

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Localisation : northern illinois, USA
Registration date : 2006-08-29

PostSubject: Re: You might be a text adventurer iF...   Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:00 pm

you've had your plague sawed off
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